Man, I need a hair cut

My grocery List:

Chap stick
Dryer sheets
Toothpaste
Qtips
Lettuce
Apples
Vegetables
Bread

To Do List:

Get my hair cut
Go to the pet store and get dog food and fish food
Go to the grocery store & pick up the stuff on the aforementioned grocery list
Laundry
Jump Rope
Strength Training
Watch the Duke Game

Wouldn't you know it, in the process of me typing this, I received a call to come to work tonight. So much to to do lists. Ain't life grand?

Things I want:

• To have my hair colored or highlighted in a professional salon
• Supplies and knowledge to give myself a pedicure at home
• New work clothes
• New NotPod
• New running shoes
• New shirts and pants to run in
• New kitchen cabinets
• The chairs in the formal dining room to be recovered

• To know that I will not lose my job due to downsizing
• To know that I make my husband happy and that I am enough for him
• To know that my mom and dad are actually OK (physically and mentally)
• A better life for my nieces because they didn't ask for the life they got
• My sister to realize that he is not any better for her than the other guy was
• My dad to know that I love him more than I could ever explain to him and that he did a great job raising us
• My mom to not be so nervous and worry
  all the time
• To be happy AND healthy
• For Beth to be happy AND healthy
• For Beth and me to quit drinking

• To know who really killed Kennedy
• To know if Aliens are real
• Who killed Jean Benet Ramsey?
• Who is the real father to my cousin's daughter?

These are just a few things that I really want. I am sure I could add to all 3 lists. Of the 3 I would like nothing more than the middle list to come to realization. People have no idea what I would give up for these things. Not just the other material things that I want, but things that I have now. I would give it all up if I could trade it for that middle list. So, if anyone has the magic genie in their pocket, please send him my way when you are done.